An Open Letter to a Lost Friend

Dear Romulus,

What can I say? We had some good times together. We laughed while collecting the heads of our enemies, we cried when we discovered your bat-wife was pregnant, but now it's time to say goodbye. I only have three stable slots and you don't fulfill my needs anymore.

The people I've met don't like you. You've grown too big and they don't like trying to click on the enemy and then end up clicking on you. The screeching sound you make grates on their nerves; I'd teach you a different move but the only other thing you can learn is Bite (rank 9)...you can't even learn Claw (Rank 9)! You're a very picky eater as well. None of my other pets eat fruit or fungus, which I have to go out of my way to purchase and keep around for when I needed you. Most of all, the bat family is of the damage dealing type, but there are other pets who do that job much better.

Regretfully, I have to end our relationship. I'm sorry you couldn't see me grow to level 70 like we promised, but hey, we hit 60 together...that's a milestone isn't it? I know I wasn't the best partner either. I left you behind as you got killed and then resurrected you after I was in a safe spot. Sure you were still alive, but it was usually my fault we were in that situation. I do my best to keep you alive but when you're killing scores of enemies, sometimes it's hard to keep track of your health bar. I'm not much for long goodbyes, but hell, I'll miss you old friend.

Hoping to visit your bat-wife and bat-children,
Raikage

This is goodbye